By MMD
Poor luck, what a catch!
It’s sure to win first place in this year’s fair!
Put it up against the rockstar’s doubt,
And the perfectionist’s fears,
And we might just take the grand prize this time around!
I’m telling you, it’s gotta be God’s Plan.
Why, just the other day I was telling your Memaw all about it.
She gets a kick out of hearing all your stories,
But perhaps you might want to write an ending at some point.
Even God’s Plan has an ending.
God’s Plan.
Sure, I’ll bite.
What’s with God’s Plan, anyway?
Plan for what?
What’s the goal?
Who’s the enemy?
And what’s my mission?
Does God’s Plan need misery to work?
Is his spell charged with pain?
Does he need the mind of a preacher to ward off evil?
Did he need the heart of a philosopher to defeat it?
Is my own destitution a secret weapon in his secret quest against a secret foe?
What will he take from me?
He’s already got a heart and a mind.
All he needs left is dah nerve,
And then, that cocky wizard behind the curtain,
He’ll have one whole Dorothy
Maybe he should go back to the drawing board on her design.
Now you’re just being rude.
Sorry, God.
I’m sure it’s a great plan,
Even if it’s still just a rough draft.
You’ll get an A+ on it at God School.
Show Zeus who’s boss this year!
Remember to turn it in on time, though!
Even Gods have deadlines to maintain!
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